If you ever wanted to spend your hard-earned vacation at a trailer park, then you are in luck! The main house and the common area therein looks very nice, but it is locked up and off limits. Instead, you will get directed to a barrack in the back divided into tiny rooms. Amazingly enough, they thought about everything. No need for you to bring a suitcase, because there is no room to open it. The bathroom is literally so small that you don't need to bring your vanity set, because there is no place to squeeze it in. Traveling in the winter months has an additional advantage of the bathroom feeling like a true outhouse, because there is no heating of any kind there.
Overall, truly a full trailer park experience in the heart of wine country :) What comes to mind is an acronym that was concocted from the name of now defunct Belgian airline called Sabena - Such A Bad Experience Never Again.
What saved a day and vacation was a very capable property manager, who moved us to wonderful Cottage Inn and Spa. But, that's another story :)